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Jul. 5th, 2006 04:22 pmDear sweet baby Jesus in a teflon-coated frying pan.
How hard, I ask you, is it to understand the concept of a pet bed? It's a bed! For pets! It's a squishy foam or stuffing or something sort of blob, covered in fabric, on which your pet lies so he doesn't shed on the furniture. Sometimes it's monogrammed. In the case of our pet beds, it's overpriced.
Today there was a phone call that lasted for 12 MINUTES. Most of that being an explanation of a pet bed!
But that wasn't all, ohhh no. The customer wanted it for her toy poodle. Who was named Fifi.
The crowning moment of terror and stupidity came when she wanted to know if we could monogram little hearts over the i's instead of dots.
I'm going to kill her off in my next novel.
How hard, I ask you, is it to understand the concept of a pet bed? It's a bed! For pets! It's a squishy foam or stuffing or something sort of blob, covered in fabric, on which your pet lies so he doesn't shed on the furniture. Sometimes it's monogrammed. In the case of our pet beds, it's overpriced.
Today there was a phone call that lasted for 12 MINUTES. Most of that being an explanation of a pet bed!
But that wasn't all, ohhh no. The customer wanted it for her toy poodle. Who was named Fifi.
The crowning moment of terror and stupidity came when she wanted to know if we could monogram little hearts over the i's instead of dots.
I'm going to kill her off in my next novel.
