"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired"

[kittydesade]

Happy Birthday almightyhat!!!!!

Look. Five.






No, you won't get it unless you read Terry Pratchett.

Gods, I'm tired. So very, very tired. Should work on the Joey-Fantine scene of Jezebel (that's the next chapter of my Riddick fic for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about) but I'm too tired. Will probably end up priming my gargoyles and then napping.

I have gargoyles. I now have about ten gargoyles in two different styles. I could probably even dig up pictures if people are really inclined to see them. Unpainted, because I just bought the bulk of them today. I saved 30$, which means I still spent far more than I should have, but all the minis I bought are being discontinued, dammit! So they needed buying. Including some weirdass wolves that I thought were normal at first and then on the drive home I realized they had three legs. What's up with that?

Oh well. I can practice my drybrush technique.

Which looks really well on gargoyles. I want to paint my gargoyles. I want to paint them all NOW. But I'm so tired, so I also want to sleep. So... yeah. Probably will end up priming, then sleeping. With primer fumes up my nose. Fun. Going to Wal-Mart tomorrow. Must exercise willpower.

Things I am permitted to buy:
1. X-acto knife/knife set
2. Black primer, assuming they have the good kind
3. Brushes, to replace the ones currently being destroyed by drybrush
4. Toolbox for paint and/or carrying case for minis. Or both, which would be eminently cool.
5. Peter Pan and Emperor's New Groove on DVD (added ENG because Disney has the annoying habit of yanking their movies after a certain period of time and not releasing them till 20 years later, by which time I have forgotten that they are, in fact, hilarious.)
6. Belated birthday present for the boyfriend since I have no idea what he wants, and may be told upon entering Wal-Mart

Things I am not allowed to buy:
1. Gel pens
2. Toys
3. Books (possibly including the Pitch Black book)
4. Movies (except Peter Pan and Emperor's New Groove)
5. Music
6. Clothes
7. Arts and crafts things I will never ever use
8. Arts and crafts things I will use once and then forget about
9. FABRIC! Unless I try the box lining experiment and, god forbid, it works. And then I may only buy box lining.
10. ANYTHING NOT ON THE LIST OF THINGS I MAY BUY.

The end.