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[kittydesade]

Диалог 1
-- Лена, мне надо подключиться к Интернету. Нужно один e-mail отаравить.
Lena, I need to get on the internet. I need to send an email.
-- Эрик, что ты! Нет проблем! Это твой лэптоп? Поставь на стол и включи.
Eric, [??and then my brain stopped functioning because of ass??][here used 'are you kidding'? according to the gloss] Not a problem! Is this your laptop? Set it on the table and turn it on.
-- Что, у вас Интернет в доме?
[Then], you have internet at home?
-- Да весь район подключён. Связь быстрая.
The whole neighborhood is connected. Fast connection.
-- Хорошо. Включил. А дальше?
Excellent. It's on [more lit. I've turned it on.] And now?
-- Положи мышь на коврик.
Put the mouse on the mousepad.
-- Так, а дальше?
There, and now?
-- Открой окно «Сеть»... Так... Сейчас введи вот этот пароль.
Open the window "Network"... there. Now type this password.
-- Нажать на «Enter»?
And hit enter?
-- Да. Видишь? Получилось! Ты уже в Сети.
Yes. You see? You got it! You are already on the Net.


Incredibly, incredibly distracted by the most random of things. In this case a semi-obscure actor from Tron. Who I have now seen deliver an incredibly entrancing short video on acting, very fascinating for being a minute and thirty freaking seconds long. And his naked ass. And him bopping around like a hopped up raver from the 70s. And heard a few things I really don't want to know because ew, and, um. Apparently his long lost baby brother is Tom Hiddleston.

Oof. Stuff, things. It's way too hot out. Just in general, way too hot. On the other hand, had a nice, relaxing birthday weekend. Wherein I did fuckall, because that was nice and relaxing, and there was lots of random cuteness in fics that had nothing whatsoever to do with what I'm supposed to be writing. And then I picked my lazy ass up and got back to work pretty assiduously. This makes me happy.