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[kittydesade]

1. Say you have a big homework assignment. У меня огромное домашнее задание.
2. Say you have to memorize a poem (dialogue). Мне надо выучить наизусть какое-то стихотворение.
3. Tell someone the name of a book you are reading. Она называется/Моя книга называется/Книга называется Братья Карамазовы.
4. Ask your friend if she likes poetry (prose). Поэзия/Проза тебе нравятся?/ Ты любишь поэзию (прозу)?
5. Say that you think poetry is difficult (easy) to understand. Я думаю, что поэзия понимать трудно (легко).
6. Say that you think prose is easier (harder) to understand than poetry. Я думаю, что проза понимать легче(труднее) поэзию.
7. Ask your friend if he has ever read Akhmatova (Charles Dickens, Alice Walker, Stephen King) Ты когда-нибудь читал Ахматову? (Диккенс, Элис Уокер, Стивен Кинг)
8. Ask your teacher what kind of literature he or she likes. Что вам за литература нравится? (Какая литература вам нравится?)
9. Say what kind of literature you like best. Я больше всего люблю детективую литературу.
10. Ask your friend to give you something to read. Дай мне что-нибудь почитать.
11. Ask your friend if he or she has ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe (Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, Virginia Woolf) Ты когда-нибудь слышала о(б) ... [wiki will provide me with names here but I'm running late >.>]
12. Ask the librarian if you can get a library card. Можно ли получить читательский билет?
13. Ask your teacher where you can get the paperwork you need from your institute in order to get a library card.


... GodDAMMIT, caterpillars. Just because I'm 16 chapters into Russian does NOT mean I can't keep up with everything. Fuck you.

I have the strangest household. The boy comes up to me in the kitchen while I'm packing my lunch and is all "Wanna see Mikey do a slow loris?" And he makes Mikey imitate a slow loris. And then we get into a game of "you're a slow loris" "you're a slower loris." I have no idea what this means except possibly I am an ubergeek who has corrupted my boyfriend.

Um. I had more thoughts here, but they've been replaced by the boyfriend in question giving me updates every few minutes on how quickly he's getting Season 3 of Sons of Anarchy. Because I have an unhealthy obsession. Two unhealthy obsessions, one of them involving an 80s spy drama and the other involving a 20teens biker gang gritty drama. The juxtaposition is going to make my head explode, sweartogod.