"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"

[kittydesade]

I should have saved that icon for this entry. Because it'd be so much more appropriate.

I was brainstorming with almightyhat for my Book of Fancy book. Apparently inspiration takes the form of hummingbirds. And koalas. And they feed on surface thoughts and crap in your brain. The koala bears are the really insidious ones. They'll just climb around and climb around and eat until one day you realize they've just crapped a whole story into your head.

Delayed reaction from the NyQuil, maybe.

I should really go to bed. I should take more NyQuil and go to bed. Especially since I'm talking about animals shitting in your head. And this seems intensely funny to me.

Mmm. NyQuil shots. Like Jaegermeister only without the blood.

I don't understand this medicine. It's a NyQuil knock-off, and they tell you on the cup that comes with the bottle of alco medicine that you shouldn't take more than the recommended dosage. But nowhere on the damn bottle does it say what the recommended dosage is. It gives you ten different kinds of drugs you shouldn't take it with, two warnings on how you shouldn't take more than the recomended dose, the active ingredients in each tablespoon, and what it's supposed to relieve. But it doesn't give you the goddamn recommended dose. What the hell's up with that?

Oh wait. Maybe it's written on the inside of the bottle. Which defeats the purpose because you have to drink two doses (assuming the top line on the cup indicates a dose, otherwise I'm going straight to OD hell) just to read it! Damn you, NyQuil knock-off!

*closes the bottle and looks*

Oh my god. That's exactly where it has the fucking directions.

I'm going to bed now. This world's just getting too stupid for me to put up with.