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[kittydesade]

1. Нужен зонт, потому что сегодня идёт дождь.
2. Нужны сапоги, потому что сегодня идёт снег.
3. Нужен купальник, потому что сегодня светит солнце.
4. Нужен плащ, потому что сегодня идёт дождь.
5. Можно кататься на лыжах, потому что сегодня идёт снег.
6. Готовят шашлык, потому что сегодня светит солнце. (Oh man, that actually sounds good. With a sweet teriyaki sauce…)

Что надо взять? Русские туристы скоро приедут в ваш город. Они хотят знать, что надо взять с собой. Как вы им ответите? Russian tourists [something something] in your city. They want to know what they need to take with them. What do you tell them?

1. Надо взять свитер? Да, у нас бывает прохладно ночью.
2. Надо взять лыжи? Нет, у нас редко идёт снег.
3. Надо взять шорты? Да, у нас сейчас очень жарко днём.
4. Надо взять купальник? Да, у нас сейчас очень жарко днём.
5. Надо взять зонт? Да, у нас часто идёт дождь днём.
6. Надо взять пальто? Нет, у нас сейчас довольно тепло.


Oogh. Well, the new battery works. The second new battery, which means it's time to dig up how to return the first one. Which was actually easier than I thought, I did it just now. Okay! That can go out in today's mail.

Morning came! No one was horribly offended by my fic. This makes me rather happy, because that was kind of terrifying. Now I get to concentrate on other fic. All of which is long and ponderous, so this ought to be entertaining. Well, okay, no. Not all of it is long and ponderous. Some of it is short and porny. Some of it... hell, I don't know what that will turn into, but it'll be interesting. Watch this space for copious amounts of random fanfic. A lot of it will be porny.

Crap, so many bills to pay today. Things to mail. Crap to do. All of it in the morning, and what I should have done was make a list and check it off. Instead I'm going to be scatterbrained and do it all at the last minute. One thing at a time. Paying bills. Electric, credit card (all of, heh, two-figure bill, but it still needs paid), rent. Note these down in the books. Battery to be returned because Jag is a dingbat, purse, pocket ninja, lunch. Mail bills, mail cheque, mail care package of crafty goodness. Do not go insane. Which, it may be a bit late for that, but hey. Checkbook back in purse once bills are paid. Okay. Not going insane. Yet. You'd think I would have remembered all of this sooner. Or just decided to pay my bills tomorrow and return shit tomorrow when I'm not doing it all at the last minute. Oh no. You would be wrong. I have to be a responsible adult today, dammit. At least it'll all be done.

Seriously, anyone have a new brain? I think I left mine on the plane somewhere. And where the hell did my login cookies go?