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Feb. 29th, 2008 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kittydesadeI can has apartment keys! I can has money in my bank account after all this month's bills are paid. I can has a boy tomorrow. I needs moar t-shirt what reads "Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult" because, guess what. My disguise is just about complete.
(And yes, I'm posting from work, because work is deader than Wild Bill Hickok.)
And now, a meme, from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
british_red. I never actually read the Field Guide to Neopagandom, but since I'm back in the place where my Wicca/pagan self started, it seems only fair to do it. Bold the ones that apply to you now. Italicize the ones that have applied. This is the list, with definitions.
1. Bright-Eyed Novice
2. Grand Old Wo/Man (not me but my teacher was. He looked like a tanned Gandalf and talked like George Carlin. Now just imagine being taught Wicca by George fucking Carlin.)
3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite (From way, way before I was pagan, too. Now I hug fewer trees but I still think I'm a nature sprite. If only by osmosis, living where I do.)
4. Anal Retentive Ceremonial
5. Womyncentric Gynocrat
6. Sexy Pagan Nymph
7. CorporateCloset Witch (If most people at work don't know I'm pagan or haven't heard, they will probably before six months is out. Or whenever the next time BBR stops by.)
8. Childe Ov Kaos (Been there, did that, got the t-shirt, cut holes in it.)
9. Pagan Celebrity (No, but I did know one.)
10. Scary Devil Worshipper
11. Crowley-In-A-Past-Life
12. Ravin' Pagan
13. Fairie Queen
14. High Episcopagan
15. Fundamentapagan (Surprisingly, never succumbed. I think because one of my first lessons from a real Grande Old Man was "Look. Goddess don't care whether you pray in a circle with all corners and cross-quarters cast and an athame handed down from your ancestors or whether you're on the toilet taking a shit.")
16. Dances WithBunnyrabbits Kitties Ahem.
17. Priest/ess of Political Correctness (I blame this one equally as much on DC)
18. Our Lady Of Intense Suffering
19. I Am Not Spock
20. Het-Case
21. Norse Code
22. Pentacles, Inc.
(And yes, I'm posting from work, because work is deader than Wild Bill Hickok.)
And now, a meme, from
british_red. I never actually read the Field Guide to Neopagandom, but since I'm back in the place where my Wicca/pagan self started, it seems only fair to do it. Bold the ones that apply to you now. Italicize the ones that have applied. This is the list, with definitions.1. Bright-Eyed Novice
2. Grand Old Wo/Man (not me but my teacher was. He looked like a tanned Gandalf and talked like George Carlin. Now just imagine being taught Wicca by George fucking Carlin.)
3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite (From way, way before I was pagan, too. Now I hug fewer trees but I still think I'm a nature sprite. If only by osmosis, living where I do.)
4. Anal Retentive Ceremonial
5. Womyncentric Gynocrat
6. Sexy Pagan Nymph
7. Corporate
8. Childe Ov Kaos (Been there, did that, got the t-shirt, cut holes in it.)
9. Pagan Celebrity (No, but I did know one.)
10. Scary Devil Worshipper
11. Crowley-In-A-Past-Life
12. Ravin' Pagan
13. Fairie Queen
14. High Episcopagan
15. Fundamentapagan (Surprisingly, never succumbed. I think because one of my first lessons from a real Grande Old Man was "Look. Goddess don't care whether you pray in a circle with all corners and cross-quarters cast and an athame handed down from your ancestors or whether you're on the toilet taking a shit.")
16. Dances With
17. Priest/ess of Political Correctness (I blame this one equally as much on DC)
18. Our Lady Of Intense Suffering
19. I Am Not Spock
20. Het-Case
21. Norse Code
22. Pentacles, Inc.