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[kittydesade]

... I was going to go to bed. And then my brain, in all its demented and sleep deprived wackiness, came up with this, and I had to share.

So, when you were a kid, did you ever play that This Is game? It's currently been resurrected in the form of a Nationwide insurance commercial in the States. "This is a book." "A what?" "A book." "A what?" "A book." "Oh, a book!" "This is a doll." "A what?" "A doll." "A what?" "A doll." "Oh, a doll!" Imagine it in a slightly tossing-the-ball-back-and-forth kind of chant. I think it's supposed to teach kids vocabulary. Works best with single or two-syllable words.

I have no idea why I was thinking of it. Possibly the homoerotic sex scene currently crawling at a snail's pace in one RP I'm in. Possibly the recent kerfluffle over porn on LJ. Possibly I'm just insane. But then I hear my brain talking to itself. And it says:

"This is gay porn."
"Gay what?"
"Gay porn."
"Gay what?"
"Gay porn."
"Oh, gay porn!"






Yeah.