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Jul. 17th, 2007 02:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kittydesadeI just added a couple items to my Sewing List O'Doom. Fear. Not that you'd be able to tell.
Things We Do Not Do While Sewing Garb, In No Particular Order
1. Sew two sleeves together at armholes, instead of to the body of the blouse.
2. Stick self in the face with pins.
3. Sew only half a tier to the bottom of the skirt, instead of the full tier.
4. Sew the shirt we're making to the shirt we're wearing.
4b. Or the jeans.
5. Stick self in the fingers with pins
5b. Or the legs
6. It's not a holy garment until you've bled on it.
6b. Your entire Faire wardrobe does not need to be sanctified in blood.
7. If the directions confuse you, just break it down step by step. You're not as dumb as you think you are.
Things We Do Not Do While Sewing Garb, In No Particular Order
1. Sew two sleeves together at armholes, instead of to the body of the blouse.
2. Stick self in the face with pins.
3. Sew only half a tier to the bottom of the skirt, instead of the full tier.
4. Sew the shirt we're making to the shirt we're wearing.
4b. Or the jeans.
5. Stick self in the fingers with pins
5b. Or the legs
6. It's not a holy garment until you've bled on it.
6b. Your entire Faire wardrobe does not need to be sanctified in blood.
7. If the directions confuse you, just break it down step by step. You're not as dumb as you think you are.