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A series of bullet points slightly more random than usual.

* I've just been ordered to write Sam-Zim and Dean-GIR at Faerie Con. I don't know why.

* Which actually makes Az, Dib, and Lilith, Gaz.

* I have achieved a mostly clean apartment, a batch of spaghetti sauce, and two batches of rich roll cookie dough. since my gaming group is made up of vultures.

* That'll give you, er, beads.

* Someday I'm going to finish that stupid Bob origins fic.

* Note to self: Tomorrow, finish cleaning kitchen. Make honey teriyaki marinade, jar. Make whiskey sauce, jar. Make standard teriyaki marinade, possibly triple recipe, jar.

* Apparently I'm supposed to remember a commercial that aired when I was 3. I don't even think we had a TV when I was 3.

* It is hilarious working with my "aunts" and "uncles" who have known me since I was about that age, and having them talk to me quite frankly about sex, porn, The Mentalist, pot, ecstasy (which I have been informed is properly spelled XTC), and booze. At work.

* I just realized I had the perfect opportunity to learn how to say "Your hat is nice for Fraggles" in German. Dammit. It would be hilarious if it turns out to actually resemble the lyrics to Du Hast.

* For all those of you who remember Voltron, my German teacher's name is Lothar.

* In conclusion, a squirrel named Jeffrey Dean Morgan.