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Okay, brain, seriously. The next time I want dreams about random Kachina dancers, Native American gunslingers a la Spotted Horse from Quick and the Dead, random trailer homes, and Raymond Watts masturbating like a... heh. Sexually deprived psychopath, I will let you know.

What. The hell.

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Russian! Mixing and matching sentences from this set of ... um, bits.

У тебя белые кроссовки?
Да, белые.

У тебя голубая футболка?
Нет, синяя.

У тебя красное палтьо?
Да, красное.

У тебя чёрный рукзак?
Да, чёрный.

У тебя бежевая куртка?
Нет, белая.

У тебя серые джинсы?
Нет, голубые.

У тебя чёрные ботинки?
Да, чёрные.

And that's going to have to be the last one, because it's time to get ready. I think I actually am getting the hang of this... Adjectives, nouns, plurals, genders, pronouns, possessives... Prepositional case...

Of course, then I get to add in a whole other lesson. *wonders how long it took her to go through this one*

Colloquial

Right. Here we have a post for the purposes of coming up with appropriate slang in other languages for words we use often. People! Tag with words. English, Spanish, French, German, Russian. We will assemble them together for future reference!

EN: head explodie

EN: muse/pup
FR: égérie

EN: mun

EN: Sorcerer

SP: gato por liebre

SP: media pato

Also, I need an icon that says "Five languages in one head? No one can live at that speed!"

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Title:
Fandom: Burn Notice
Word Count: Fucked if I know
Characters: Victor
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Summary: What happened after.
A/N: Spoilers for the Season 2 finale of Burn Notice

( DO NOT WANT )