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There is something very strange about waking up at 4.45 in the morning and having to convince oneself that one is not, in fact, pregnant.

(For bonus points, when I am more awake, I will translate this into some other language.)

Also: You know you might be a girl who likes other girls when: you're taking off your nail polish, sinking your fingers into the big pink sponge-in-a-jar filled with nail polish remover, and all you can think is man, if I used this kind of roughness on a girl, I'd never get laid again.*


*Disclaimer: Not currently with a girl or seeking a girl at this time.

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Russian. No more weird dreams/mental pictures/whatever.

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Ich habe zwei schwarz Eier!



Und drei zwei Babydrachen (someday I'm going to remember that word. If indeed I have been told it by now.)



Und ein Küken!



C'est peut-être trop amusant.