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I can has apartment keys! I can has money in my bank account after all this month's bills are paid. I can has a boy tomorrow. I needs moar t-shirt what reads "Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult" because, guess what. My disguise is just about complete.

(And yes, I'm posting from work, because work is deader than Wild Bill Hickok.)

And now, a meme, from british_red. I never actually read the Field Guide to Neopagandom, but since I'm back in the place where my Wicca/pagan self started, it seems only fair to do it. Bold the ones that apply to you now. Italicize the ones that have applied. This is the list, with definitions.

1. Bright-Eyed Novice
2. Grand Old Wo/Man (not me but my teacher was. He looked like a tanned Gandalf and talked like George Carlin. Now just imagine being taught Wicca by George fucking Carlin.)
3. Tree Hugging Nature Sprite (From way, way before I was pagan, too. Now I hug fewer trees but I still think I'm a nature sprite. If only by osmosis, living where I do.)
4. Anal Retentive Ceremonial
5. Womyncentric Gynocrat
6. Sexy Pagan Nymph
7. Corporate Closet Witch (If most people at work don't know I'm pagan or haven't heard, they will probably before six months is out. Or whenever the next time BBR stops by.)
8. Childe Ov Kaos (Been there, did that, got the t-shirt, cut holes in it.)
9. Pagan Celebrity (No, but I did know one.)
10. Scary Devil Worshipper
11. Crowley-In-A-Past-Life
12. Ravin' Pagan
13. Fairie Queen
14. High Episcopagan
15. Fundamentapagan (Surprisingly, never succumbed. I think because one of my first lessons from a real Grande Old Man was "Look. Goddess don't care whether you pray in a circle with all corners and cross-quarters cast and an athame handed down from your ancestors or whether you're on the toilet taking a shit.")
16. Dances With Bunnyrabbits Kitties Ahem.
17. Priest/ess of Political Correctness (I blame this one equally as much on DC)
18. Our Lady Of Intense Suffering
19. I Am Not Spock
20. Het-Case
21. Norse Code
22. Pentacles, Inc.

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One last meme before I toddle off into the madness of moving. It's 5.30 and we've done jack shit all day. I got all my correspondance done. So sad.

1. Pick 15 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each one.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.
5. Fill in the film once it's been guessed, and the person who guessed it.
6. Labyrinth is not on the list. Just to make it harder. :P


1. "For the first time ever, kids were teenagers. They had loot, however come by and loot's for spending. Where there's loot, trouble follows."

2. "They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it." Pitch Black (fluffy_mun)

3. "I'm a very important man." Mirrormask (adsartha)

4. "I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family." The Lion In Winter (cruelest_month)

5. "Why is it only my ass that ever gets invited places?"

6. "'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?!" Willow (lex_of_green)

7. "Fitful dreams, horseshit, you had yourself a vision."

8. "I'm sorry. I, uh. Ate a lot of sugar today."

9. "There's a cocktail party at the reservoir." " Uh... Yeah." Sneakers (conanmagruder)

10. "The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom." Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (conanmagruder)

11. "You probably wonder why I keep appearing in your memories." Dark City (fluffy_mun)

12. "You think I can live like this? You think I bloody enjoy living like this?"

13. "Our pens have turned to inksicles! Our assets are frozen!" The Muppet Christmas Carol (cruelest_month)

14. "Wings? I don't have wings." "Of course not. You're a boy." The Dark Crystal (lex_of_green)

15. "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage." Clue (strangemuses)

16. "Pirate?" "I told you I was famous." The Three Musketeers (lex_of_green)

17. "This is the really real world, there ain't no comin' back." The Crow (rusty_halo)

18. "I'm not sure your mother counts as a significant author of the 20th century." Hackers (booknerdguru)

19. "Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?" Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (lex_of_green)

20. "A young girl, transfigured by Italy! And why shouldn't she be transfigured? It happened to the Goths!"