I am Nny

This... figures? And I'm wearing my shirt. Double trouble!

What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?

You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck finding it.
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Nutty and Nope are EVIL. I now have this urge to create a sci-fi universe. Or at least a galaxy. Full of planets, aliens, cultures, sub-cultures, languages, and other things that make my inner cultural anthro student squirm with glee. Kinship charts! Functionalism!

MAUI IS IN TWO MONTHS! I CANNOT DO THIS NOW!

Rarr.

For My Own Reference

Homicide in the Workplace, 1993

National Violent Death Reporting System, 2005

National Archive of Criminal Justice Data

(no subject)

Dear sweet baby Jesus in a teflon-coated frying pan.

How hard, I ask you, is it to understand the concept of a pet bed? It's a bed! For pets! It's a squishy foam or stuffing or something sort of blob, covered in fabric, on which your pet lies so he doesn't shed on the furniture. Sometimes it's monogrammed. In the case of our pet beds, it's overpriced.

Today there was a phone call that lasted for 12 MINUTES. Most of that being an explanation of a pet bed!

But that wasn't all, ohhh no. The customer wanted it for her toy poodle. Who was named Fifi.

The crowning moment of terror and stupidity came when she wanted to know if we could monogram little hearts over the i's instead of dots.

I'm going to kill her off in my next novel.