"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised."

[kittydesade]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kitty DeSade! And she gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to punch you so heinously, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

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That's... actually really kind of scary.

So, I'm sitting here, reading a book on rape, and having extended discussions with almightyhat on the psychology of just about everyone in the League, most specifically Hyde. With the end result that Hyde is now threatening to rape me and pop my head like a tick if I don't give him a bigger role in Shattered Globe. I think the end result of all of this is that the story's going to become impossibly huge. Or at least, a lot bigger than I'd originally intended it to be. It's also partly due to the fact that the Hat is giving me evil ideas of things the... well. I'll keep that quiet for now.

On the minus side.. this book on rape is really disturbing. It's written by a rape survivor.. it's one hell of a perspecive giver.

I really need to go grocery shopping. I've got sandwich makings but no bread, I've got cheese but no noodles or meat to make carne con queso dip or anything... I've got a lot of miscellaneous ingredients and no ... finishing ingredients I guess. Which means I had pasta for dinner, but oh well. No real hardship there.

It's kind of funny. I came home to more scurrilous writings on the dry erase board from He Who Stromps Around In Big Boots Like Gaston (I'm not kidding. His feet hit the floor like every step has to shake the house.) and my boyfriend is more upset than I am. He actually went home to lay down because of it. I guess living with the idiot I've just become inured to his strange tricks and would-be irritations... cruelest_month did the same thing. Huh.

Speaking of whom, I hope she comes online soon.

Hee... and that commercial just came on. "We're on it. Like a hobo on a ham sandwich!"

OH! Oh... Oh oh oh. And I almost forgot. KMFDM concert! At Bogarts! It's going to be so cool... we need to get tickets. We need to get tickets soon. Oooh I can't wait. It's kind of cool.. My darling sailor boy invited me up to Chicago for a concert, way back before we started dating... I nearly took him up on it, except that it would have involved the whole weekend. Ah well. Now we'll have a chance to make up for lost time, sort of! Yay!

Okay. I need to get off my ass and work on the many many LXG projects I've started now. Really. I will.

To-Do, once again the List O' Doom

1. Write down the Outtakes list, crossing off as they become intakes. Hmm.
2. Finish chapter of Shattered Globe
3. Another chapter of RiP
4. Set up (write first chapter?) in League of Extraordinary Issues/Counselors
5. Pick title for League of Extraordinary Issues/Counselors
6. Set up (write first chapter?) of Hyde's Whores, aka Lovely Ladies, aka The Fancy Man aka... who knows what
7. Write something with Dolph Lundgren in it so he'll leave my brain. Stupid blonde oaf.

Oh, and here's another result for another variant of my name. Just because this amuses me so.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging through the tarmac, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jaguar Kitty! And she gives a gutteral howl: "I'm going to bruise you beyond the end of time, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

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