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Jan. 27th, 2005 07:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kittydesadeIt was a miracle I even made it out of London alive. I blame Fluffy, really. After they caught us jumping turnstyles we had to hide in the Demilitarized Zone until they stopped looking for us. And it was his idea to jump the turnstyles anyway, I was all set to go through and smile and nod for the cameras. But noooo.
We hid out at the asian take-out place, but then the local Don started talking to the manager about something, and they got his lawyer into it. I think they were trying to figure out how it would affect their liability, us eating there. So we scarfed down our food and left. Stupid Mafia. I swear, you blow up one lousy building and all of a sudden you're persona non grata. It wasn't even occupied at the time! Just some stupid factory.
So then they started doing the door to door, and by the time the klaxons sounded it was just intolerable. Wound up catching the albatross to France, although it was really frikkin' cold up there in the Gulf Stream. Tipped it two fish and it went off singing. Now all we gotta do is find the Kapt'n and we're home free.
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We hid out at the asian take-out place, but then the local Don started talking to the manager about something, and they got his lawyer into it. I think they were trying to figure out how it would affect their liability, us eating there. So we scarfed down our food and left. Stupid Mafia. I swear, you blow up one lousy building and all of a sudden you're persona non grata. It wasn't even occupied at the time! Just some stupid factory.
So then they started doing the door to door, and by the time the klaxons sounded it was just intolerable. Wound up catching the albatross to France, although it was really frikkin' cold up there in the Gulf Stream. Tipped it two fish and it went off singing. Now all we gotta do is find the Kapt'n and we're home free.
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