Freddy Gets Fingers

[kittydesade]

*giggle* Oh the joy that is eating cookie dough and fruit roll-ups while watching horrible old horror movies. I love Freddy now.

Amusing moments:

"Can you read those titles?"
"Nope. It says Bleaaghhhrry On Elm Street."


"Clu GULAGER?"
"Bagoogles of fun!"


Movie: "Driver, that was my stop!"
"Yeah, but he's Freddy.."


"He looks like a little Willard!" --> of the kid Freddy's about to kill.


"Is nobody wondering when they went from city to desert?"
"I am. The audience is now baffled."


"You know, that's a really awful trick he's got."
"What, the whole collapsing thing?"
"Yeah, the whole collapsing and sucking everything in..."
"Heee. Sucking."
"Freddy sucks. And not in that way, Jag!"

"It's hell. Or Reno."

"Nightmares are no excuse for that!" (walking around nearly naked)

"Hey! Freddy's hand! the new crackerjack prize!"


"Okay, stop... grabbing his ass... please."


"Oooh, Freddy is sooo hitting on him."
Pause.
"Okay, now Freddy is so hitting on him."


"Oh, that's special."


And that's just the first fifteen minutes...