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[kittydesade]

一週間に一回本を読みます。
一日に一回こうえんに行きます。
一日に一回ごはんを作ります。 (Of one kind or another, anyway.)
１週間に四回ギターをひきます。 Seriously, Jag, memorize this verb already. ひきます、　ひきます、　ひきます. Write it on your freaking guitar case. Ooh, there's an idea.




Сколько сейчас времени?
3.10 Сейчас десят минут четвёртого.
7.25 Сейчас двадцать пять минут восьмого.
2.15 Сейчас пятнадцать минут третьего.
12.20 Сейчас двадцать минут первого.
9.04 Сейчас четыре минуты десятого.
1.05 Сейчас пять минут второго.
11.30 Сейчас половина двенадцатого.
8.29 Сейчас двадцать девять девятого.
6.08 Сейчас восемь минут седьмого.
10.30 Сейчас половина одиннадцатого.
4.02 Сейчас две минуты пятого.
2.07 Сейчас семь минут третьего.
5.15 Сейчас четверть шестого.
12.23 Сейчас двадцать три минуты первого.



German has nine prepositions that take either the dative or the accusative. The dative answers place where while the accusative answers place whither. These prepositions are: an, auf, hinter, in, neben, über, unter, vor, and zwischen

an - on
Kurts Bild hängt an der Wand (dative)
Die Katze sitzt an der Milche. (dative)
Sabine hängt ihr Bild an die Wand (accusative)
Benno geht an das Fenster (accusative)
Ich muss an den Laden gehen. (accusative)

auf - on top of
Kurts Buch liegt auf dem Tisch (dative)
Sabine legt ihr Buch auf den Tisch (accusative)
Ich gehe auf den Markt (accusative)
Mein Computer legt auf dem Tisch. (dative)

hinter - behind, in back of
Inge arbeitet hinter dem Haus. (dative)
Nils geht hinter das Hause (accusative)
Das Buch liegt hinter dem Bett (dative)



I just have to say this, guys, Ted Nugent makes you gay. (Warning: That link contains vitriolic homophobia, whether or not it's satire. The language is definitely homophobic.) And that said, Ted Nugent makes you gay. Ted. Nugent. Kansas is a gay-teway band, too. So are Nickelback, Eminem, the Grateful Dead, and Ghostface Killah. I'd be more outraged if I wasn't laughing so hard. Oh, and Toby Keith. Apparently listening to Toby Keith will make you gay. However, listening to Cyndi Lauper, apparently, will keep you straight.

This is my new favorite icon. Because he did. It is mine and you cannot have it until Mark Sheppard has a conversation with you at a con, fails to come up with a suitable answer, and calls you a troublemaker for it. Because he did. And it was awesome.

So, yeah, this is an uberlanguages post because I was out late last night, up lateish this morning, and kableh, everything all piled up on itself. And I have a million and one things I need to do, first among them to sign up for the Music Theory course online and get the Quidam tickets if they're still there. Actually, first I need to sit down tonight and make a list of all the shit I need to do over the next couple of weeks. Catch up on tags, although I got a fair bit of that done already. Bleh. And get quarters for laundry tomorrow. Clean clothes would be nice.