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Oct. 28th, 2003 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kittydesadeI CAN'T HEAR A GODDAMN THING!
I've decided I adore KMFDM. They rock. There was this really cool rock and roll cowboy guy with a shiny silver trenchcoat... it was unbelievable. I loved it. I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world. There was Lego! And monkeys! There were vidoes with monkeys! And amazon women! And it was so fucking loud! Auuugh!
And then after the concert we had Wendy's.
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE."
Yes. Unfortunately
2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
Now this is a story all about how my life got quick turned upside down... er. Never mind.
3. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
Oh yes.
4.You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
NO! HELL NO!
5. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
Again with the NO! HELL NO!
6. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
Unfortunately, yes.
7. Two words: M.C. Hammer.
Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh yeah.
8. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
Muppets!
9. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
Pink ones. Save me.
10. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
I used to be able to. Now I can just do that 'Duck Tales! Woo-oo! Every day...' bit.
11. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
Ah yes. I remember those days. Back when cartoons were vaguely intelligent. Or maybe I was just younger.
12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
... no.
13. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
God help me, yes. Yes I did. I hang my head in shame. Worse, I saw II on the big screen.
14. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
... nope.
15. You made your Mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
Nah, she wouldn't give in.
16. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House).
And boy do I feel stupid now.
17. You wore Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
Not the real ones, but yeah.
18. L.A. Gear...
That was 80s? I feel old.
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
NEVER!
20. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.
Yes. But only because I was bored.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF".
And not just because I took karate...
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.
NEVER!
23. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
Much to my deep regret.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
Hell, I used to have the t-shirt.
25. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
Yep.
26. You took Lunch Pails to school.
Nah. I wasn't quite that dubiously cool.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
HAH! I still have some! Come to think of it I think my sister has some...
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
Thank God, I've passed through that phase.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
I bought mine in London. ... I wonder where it went.
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
NEVER!
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
Uh. No! Besides, he was a goober. I watched Thundercats.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
I vaguely remember being under that impression.
33. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes.
Until the age of fourteen.
34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Also much to my deep regret.
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Yes.
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
Yes. I still can't skate as good on inlines.
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
No, but it was a near thing.
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
NO. But I can still remember the damn commercials.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
Also, no.
40. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "totally awesome."
THANK GOD NO.
41. You remember Popples.
Yes. I used to think they were so cute. Still would, except for the excessive amount of fluorescent pink.
42. "Don't worry... be happy."
Dooo! do do do-de-do-de-do-de-do. Don't worry.
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
... I dont' remember doing that.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
Nope.
45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK..." Or: "Ms. Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Ms. Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to..."
Hello Operater, please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfirend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark dark dark!
Shall I do I don't wanna go to mexico?
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
Had both. And a really old turn table with 8-track.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
I remember the second one terrified the crap out of me.
48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
*weeps from the shame of it*
49. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales.
I think I can still sing the My Little Pony theme song. It had horses. I was enamored.
50. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
THEY WERE NEVER COOL GODDAMMIT!
It terrifies me how much I remember of this crap.
Oh well. Right now I'm sitting at my computer getting ready to write some more and trying to figure out if the TV volume is way down or if I really am regaining my hearing very slowly. I think the tv volume is down. I hope. And either way, that is more than enough of this bizarre crack-smoking anime called Fooly Cooly. Time for Hugo Weaving in Drag
I've decided I adore KMFDM. They rock. There was this really cool rock and roll cowboy guy with a shiny silver trenchcoat... it was unbelievable. I loved it. I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world. There was Lego! And monkeys! There were vidoes with monkeys! And amazon women! And it was so fucking loud! Auuugh!
And then after the concert we had Wendy's.
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE."
Yes. Unfortunately
2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
Now this is a story all about how my life got quick turned upside down... er. Never mind.
3. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
Oh yes.
4.You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
NO! HELL NO!
5. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
Again with the NO! HELL NO!
6. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
Unfortunately, yes.
7. Two words: M.C. Hammer.
Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh yeah.
8. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
Muppets!
9. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
Pink ones. Save me.
10. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
I used to be able to. Now I can just do that 'Duck Tales! Woo-oo! Every day...' bit.
11. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
Ah yes. I remember those days. Back when cartoons were vaguely intelligent. Or maybe I was just younger.
12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
... no.
13. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
God help me, yes. Yes I did. I hang my head in shame. Worse, I saw II on the big screen.
14. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
... nope.
15. You made your Mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
Nah, she wouldn't give in.
16. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House).
And boy do I feel stupid now.
17. You wore Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
Not the real ones, but yeah.
18. L.A. Gear...
That was 80s? I feel old.
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
NEVER!
20. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books.
Yes. But only because I was bored.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF".
And not just because I took karate...
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.
NEVER!
23. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
Much to my deep regret.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off...
Hell, I used to have the t-shirt.
25. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
Yep.
26. You took Lunch Pails to school.
Nah. I wasn't quite that dubiously cool.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
HAH! I still have some! Come to think of it I think my sister has some...
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
Thank God, I've passed through that phase.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
I bought mine in London. ... I wonder where it went.
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
NEVER!
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
Uh. No! Besides, he was a goober. I watched Thundercats.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
I vaguely remember being under that impression.
33. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes.
Until the age of fourteen.
34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Also much to my deep regret.
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Yes.
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
Yes. I still can't skate as good on inlines.
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
No, but it was a near thing.
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
NO. But I can still remember the damn commercials.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
Also, no.
40. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "totally awesome."
THANK GOD NO.
41. You remember Popples.
Yes. I used to think they were so cute. Still would, except for the excessive amount of fluorescent pink.
42. "Don't worry... be happy."
Dooo! do do do-de-do-de-do-de-do. Don't worry.
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
... I dont' remember doing that.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
Nope.
45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK..." Or: "Ms. Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Ms. Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to..."
Hello Operater, please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfirend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark dark dark!
Shall I do I don't wanna go to mexico?
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
Had both. And a really old turn table with 8-track.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
I remember the second one terrified the crap out of me.
48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
*weeps from the shame of it*
49. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales.
I think I can still sing the My Little Pony theme song. It had horses. I was enamored.
50. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
THEY WERE NEVER COOL GODDAMMIT!
It terrifies me how much I remember of this crap.
Oh well. Right now I'm sitting at my computer getting ready to write some more and trying to figure out if the TV volume is way down or if I really am regaining my hearing very slowly. I think the tv volume is down. I hope. And either way, that is more than enough of this bizarre crack-smoking anime called Fooly Cooly. Time for Hugo Weaving in Drag
