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Feb. 27th, 2010 10:18 pmI have an ECLAIR.
This is not just a mere eclair. Oh no. This is an ECLAIR.
This is the eclair that ate Tokyo. One does not simply eat the eclair. In Soviet Russia, this eclair eats Soviet Russia. I've seen small dogs smaller than this eclair. This is an eclair even Mick Jagger's lips couldn't get around. Four eclairs walk into a bar, this frankeneclair walks out.
( The Frankeneclair, itself )
Fortunately, not only have I eaten relatively lightly today, I actually haven't eaten any junk food whatsoever. This is my junk food allotment for the entire damn weekend. And it is so worth it.
This is not just a mere eclair. Oh no. This is an ECLAIR.
This is the eclair that ate Tokyo. One does not simply eat the eclair. In Soviet Russia, this eclair eats Soviet Russia. I've seen small dogs smaller than this eclair. This is an eclair even Mick Jagger's lips couldn't get around. Four eclairs walk into a bar, this frankeneclair walks out.
( The Frankeneclair, itself )
Fortunately, not only have I eaten relatively lightly today, I actually haven't eaten any junk food whatsoever. This is my junk food allotment for the entire damn weekend. And it is so worth it.