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Russian! Fun with dialogues and waking people up at stupid hours of the morning.

Алло, Митя!
Алло...
Говорит Кити.
Доброе утро. Сколько сейчас времени?
Сейчас семь часов.
Да. Какой сегодня день?
...Суббота?
Да. Что ты делаешь в субботу в семь часов?
...занимаюсь? Пробегаю в парке?
Я сплю! Перестань смеяться.
Извини. Не хочешь пойти в музей сегодня? В десять часов?
В двенадцать часов. Какой музей?
Я не знаю... Музей Истории Американский? Смитсоновский замок!
С удовольствием. Ну, пока.
Пока.

Translation! Apparently, not so much with the errors today. And not the errors I was expecting, too.

Hallo, Mitya!
Hullo... (Imagine sleepiness here.)
It's Kitty.
Good morning. What time is it?
Um. Seven o'clock?
Yes. What day is it?
... Saturday?
Yes. What are you doing at Saturday at seven o'clock?
... studying? Running in the park?
I sleep! Stop laughing.
Sorry. Do you want to go to the museum today? At ten?
At noon. Which museum?
I don't know... Museum of American history? Smithsonian castle!
With pleasure. (Which still sounds weird in English.) See you.
See you.