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Marry/Shag/Cliff
Mar. 29th, 2009 09:22 amRight. Comment here, if only to tell me how insane this is, and I will give you a fandom and three characters to marry/shag/cliff.
Kiki gave me the Arcana. Yes, she did. Apparently this is my own fault for listing them as a fandom on the icon meme: Star, Warrior, Witch.
So.
Marry: Witch. Because it's about as close to a Priestess as you can get, and would be a pretty stable marriage.Also because Simon Baker is totally a Witch and *grabby hands* WANT.
Shag: Star. What? WHAT?
Cliff: Which leaves the Warrior to be thrown off a cliff, if I could, and they'd probably bounce. Resilient little shits.
And, you know. The other one. Marry, shag, cliff.
If I were a rational and healthy person I'd marry Eb, shag Malcolm, and throw Justin off a cliff. Because that's what you do with people like Justin.
However, since I am not a rational person, I will marry Eb, shag Justin, and throw Malcolm off a cliff. Because I'm mean like that.
Kiki gave me the Arcana. Yes, she did. Apparently this is my own fault for listing them as a fandom on the icon meme: Star, Warrior, Witch.
So.
Marry: Witch. Because it's about as close to a Priestess as you can get, and would be a pretty stable marriage.
Shag: Star. What? WHAT?
Cliff: Which leaves the Warrior to be thrown off a cliff, if I could, and they'd probably bounce. Resilient little shits.
And, you know. The other one. Marry, shag, cliff.
If I were a rational and healthy person I'd marry Eb, shag Malcolm, and throw Justin off a cliff. Because that's what you do with people like Justin.
However, since I am not a rational person, I will marry Eb, shag Justin, and throw Malcolm off a cliff. Because I'm mean like that.