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May. 30th, 2007 10:35 pmYo-ho, haul together? Hoist the colors high?
Okay, see, here's what we need to do.
We need to find the offices. Of either Six Apart or that Warriors for Innocence, whichever you feel most culpable in this clusterfuck of persecution, this broadside of weapons fire about as accurate as an Imperial Stormtrooper.
Get your pirate costume, which must include two of the following
a) A bottle of rum
b) really bad eggs
c) A big hat
d) a monkey
e) chains
f) pieces of eight
g) a compass
h) a bandanna and pirate shirt
i) a noose (brilliant idea,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
svashtar!)
And go and stand outside in protest with a candle in a skull (or just a candle) and sing that damn song.
Seriously, people. Trust me, I come from a city where we had a protest a week. Don't block them coming or leaving, don't physically harass or threaten them. Just stand there and sing.
Besides, the whole using that Pirates song is hilarious.
ETA: Please note I said Six Apart/LJ offices. Everyone is entitled to privacy, whether it's you, me, or them. Personal information is off limits. Do not post it here.
ETA2: I wake up this morning to a notice indicating that SixApart/LJ realizes it has, in fact, screwed the pooch, the puppy, and the cat. Good for them! Now let's see what they do. The notice itself seems a good start.
Okay, see, here's what we need to do.
We need to find the offices. Of either Six Apart or that Warriors for Innocence, whichever you feel most culpable in this clusterfuck of persecution, this broadside of weapons fire about as accurate as an Imperial Stormtrooper.
Get your pirate costume, which must include two of the following
a) A bottle of rum
b) really bad eggs
c) A big hat
d) a monkey
e) chains
f) pieces of eight
g) a compass
h) a bandanna and pirate shirt
i) a noose (brilliant idea,
svashtar!)And go and stand outside in protest with a candle in a skull (or just a candle) and sing that damn song.
Seriously, people. Trust me, I come from a city where we had a protest a week. Don't block them coming or leaving, don't physically harass or threaten them. Just stand there and sing.
Besides, the whole using that Pirates song is hilarious.
ETA: Please note I said Six Apart/LJ offices. Everyone is entitled to privacy, whether it's you, me, or them. Personal information is off limits. Do not post it here.
ETA2: I wake up this morning to a notice indicating that SixApart/LJ realizes it has, in fact, screwed the pooch, the puppy, and the cat. Good for them! Now let's see what they do. The notice itself seems a good start.