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You know, I know my brain is broken and my dreams are crackstastic.

But did I really need a dream about...

First there was the really big school I was at, which was fine. High School all over again in my dreams, I can deal with that. But then things started to catch on fire. And everyone was panicking. And it turned out that things were catching on fire because there were small dragons. And by small I mean roughly the size of a schoolbus. Chinese style dragons. And it turned out that they were being controlled by this weird sort of empathy cult who had infiltrated the school personnel. And then they finally went away after a tsunami crashed into the school and I rescued the members of KMFDM.

AND. Then there was the snow. And the boarding school from Young Sherlock Holmes. And me and Lizzie Borden taking care of a small girl who was about rail thin and mute and... maybe just autistic. And then something else caught on fire, and I had to help put it out. With Lizzie Borden. So I put the girl in blankets and put her by the door and told her that if she smelled smoke, saw flame, anything, to run outside. And I shook her until she acknowledged what I told her. And then I ran back inside, only it was really into the courtyard. Saw Jason Flemyng as Jekyll running past me. Carrying an axe. As Jekyll. But hey. Saw... oh crap. Vampires started occuring. Vampires made of ice. That was weird. And then a signpost man came up and tried to attack me. I'm not kidding. It was a signpost. Only then it turned into a tree with a street sign sticking out of it. Only it was a man. It had a face and a voice and I dont know how it was coming after me. So I chopped it off at the where its knees should have been. And then Dr. Franklin came up and started asking it if it could feel all its leaves and branches, like a checkup.

And then I just woke up. 'cause that was too fucking surreal.