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kittydesade) wrote2010-08-14 12:10 am
kittydesade) wrote2010-08-14 12:10 am
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OH MY GOD THE EXPENDABLES WAS AWESOME.
It was a lot like The Losers. If the Losers aged 20 years, got their face punched in a few times, maybe a couple limbs broken and set wrong, and their equipment went from second- to third-rate.
Jet Li walked down a hallway and crunching sounds ensued.
Jason Statham. On a Ducati.
And Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Willis in a room at the same time. I giggled.
To sum up: Expendables. Violence. Testosterone. Awesome.
It was a lot like The Losers. If the Losers aged 20 years, got their face punched in a few times, maybe a couple limbs broken and set wrong, and their equipment went from second- to third-rate.
Jet Li walked down a hallway and crunching sounds ensued.
Jason Statham. On a Ducati.
And Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Willis in a room at the same time. I giggled.
To sum up: Expendables. Violence. Testosterone. Awesome.