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[kittydesade]

* Mikey casts Summon Human Level 2
< GM > The human opens its eyes but doesn't move.
* Mikey casts Summon Human Level 5
< GM > Okay, now the human's getting up. You've got food.
< Mikey > Who's your daddy.

Later that morning...

* Mikey casts Summon Human Level 2
< GM > Didn't you try this a little while ago? The human opens its eyes but doesn't move.
< Mikey > Well, I was trying to be nice.
* Mikey casts Summon Human Level 5
< GM > The human opens its eyes and rolls onto its back and looks at you. It doesn't look happy.
< Mikey > Crap. I head-bump it, gently.
* GM rolls dice
< GM > Okay, you appease the human. Now what?
< Mikey > I walk over and sit on its hips.
< GM > ... Why?
< Mikey > I'm trying to get it up. I'm about 14, 15 pounds. I figure, if I put that much pressure on its bladder, eventually the human'll have to get up.
< GM > Ooh, clever.
* GM rolls dice
< GM > Okay, after about three minutes of this the human gets up.