kittydesade: (angry puppy angel)
Jaguar ([personal profile] kittydesade) wrote2008-12-16 06:39 pm

PSA to the Universe

Ahem.

[steps up to the podium]

Yo. World.

See these people here? [gestures to small group assembled behind her, huddled and tear-stained and wrapped in big fuzzy entirely mismatched blankets] These are my friends.

STEP OFF, ALREADY.

Or I will hurt you a lot.

No love,

Jag