... Have you seen the map of the UK (and parts of Europe) according to Americans around tumblr? Or, well, they don't SAY it's according to Americans but that's totally what I thought of. Um. Where'd it go... here!

Possibly true. I never thought there'd be a villain who wouldn't get woobified, but he's pretty horrifying. The actor sounds adorable, from what I've seen in interviews. Personally I wouldn't mind saving him with a crossbow bolt through his face and running off with all of his henchmen. Except Balish. He can get a crossbow bolt through the face too.